JEJEMON..are you one of them?

Sometime back, I met a girl with the same maiden name as mine. Knowing that we are of limited stock..lol..i got so excited and added her to my friend's list in facebook. When one day she saw me online she said hi.. actually like this "eLow pFuH" and a lot more of that came next and then we started chatting. She started writing in "style" which i thought my age is getting the worst of me you know not keeping up with the teen's language and all. I literally wanted to rip my head off trying to understand her words and wanted so bad to scream at her to please type properly. Since it was our first time chatting I endured the pain I was feeling just reading her words. I actually never chatted with her after that. Not because I didn't like her but well there wasn't much to talk about. I comment on her page every now and then though if there is something to comment about.

Yesterday, I saw the word Jejemon on facebook when this person posted a picture of another girl on her profile saying she was a Jejemon Joy reserver and all comments were either laughing or disgusted. I was wondering about the word when I encountered it on yahoo and now I finally have an answer about the writing style of the girl (with the same maiden name as mine) that gave me a day's worth of headache.

JEJEMON.

Here's a better explanation on what is a Jejemon.

1.) Usually seen around social networking sites such as Friendster and Multiply, jejemons are individuals with low IQs who spread around their idiocy on the web by tYpFing LyK diZS jejejeje, making all people viewing their profile raise their eyebrows out of annoyance. Normal people like you and me must take a Bachelor of Arts in Jejetyping in order to understand said individuals, as deciphering their text would cause a lot of frustration and hair pulling.

CAUTION: THESE INDIVIDUALS ARE BREEDING! THEY CAN BE SEEN WRECKING GRAMMATICAL HAVOC ON FACEBOOK TOO!

2.) Jejemons are not just confined to trying-hard Filipino gangsters and emos. A Jejemon can also include a variety of Latino-Hispanic fags who enjoy typing "jejejejeje" in a wider context, much to the disdain of their opponents in an internet MMORPG game such as Ragnarok and DOTA.

3.) Basically anyone with a low tolerance in correct punctuation, syntax and grammar. Jejemons are usually hated or hunted down by Jejebusters or the grammar nazi to eradicate their grammatical ways.
On AIM or YM:

miSzMaldiTahh111: EoW pFuOh!

You: Huh?

miszMaldiTahh111: i LLyK tO knOw moR3 bOut u, PwfoH. crE 2 t3ll mE yur N@me? jejejejeje!

You: You are a jejemon! Don't talk to me, you uneducated retard!

miszMaldiTahh111: T_T

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Need I say more??

Another thing that is annoying for me (no offense) is when people use text messaging style on the internet where there is an endless amount of space to type words using the keyboard at their disposal and yet shorten words that only they can understand. This kind of language is not helping especially the young ones to communicate well in written form. I do not shorten words even in text messages when I communicate with my daughter and I encourage her to do the same. I want her to memorize the correct spelling of the words. We may have all the resources to communicate with others but ironically miscommunication I think is more bound to happen today than before. With jejemon style i don't know if i want to communicate at all..lol